Monday, August 15, 2005
monday 15/08/2005
i cant believe it lah. the whole of this year i only posted 5 times. haha. cant believe that! it's already august and i, glenn sim, the slacker has only posted 5 times!!that's why i'm trying to post more...if there is an award for the person who posted the least, you all would probably know who will get it. maybe there are people who ar worse off than me. i dont know and i wouldnt want to know. cuz i'm bad enough!!
assumption mass today in school at 7.15am. had to take the earlier bus to attend mass. usually i would just reach school on time. yah. everything was like super normal in school today!! its the same everyday!! so boring!! Mr Foo came back from his so called "break" haha. we all wated Chang "kee" to come. so it'll be super slack. butactually it doesnt matter at all. he just went through the history source based question that we didi like 10 decades ago!! he is super lag can? everything also take so long to mark.. then after history was recess. the multi media room in the library rocks!! all those people who were there would know what i mean. all of the people who printed didnt even pay at all!! haha.. in no time sji will like lose lots of paper. we all will know why..all those 211 guys there were just doing some last minute work (as usual). cuz english was after recess and we had to do some stupid rubrics and some singapore poly competiton. luckily i handwrite all my work! haha. i had an extra day to type it all out. but actually all that i wrote was just crap. i seriosly dont know what jey was reading lah. she didnt even scold me lor. haha. i think she cant be bothered already. then we had to do sji final year 2003 comprehension. then had lit. had to do some persuasive letter. that was like the higjlight of the day in school. other than this two lessons, the whole day was super slack. got lessons like P.E, history, chinese and resilience that totally equals to free period!! haha.. resilience was the best lah. the trainer down there trying to teach us and we are like cant be bothered lah. waste of time! i guess i'll just stop here. dont want to slack already.. i'm going to chiong!! got to do homework and then, we all know what glenn sim, the slacker, will do.
wait a minute!! i've got something for all the bored readers reading the whole load of RUBBISH above!!
our nation's 40th birthday had just passed.
let me tell you all something that you did not know.
the pope was invited to come to singapore to celebrate with us our nation's birthday.
when he arrived in singapore, a limo was waiting outside the airpot to fecth him to his hotel.
when all his lauggage were put in the boot, he told the driver asked him to get into the car.
the pope stood there, not wanting to get into the car.
instead, he told the driver taht he wanted to drive.
he said that all his time in the vatican, he is being drove around. so now he would like to get his hands on the wheels again.
after much argument, the driver finally allowed the pope to drive.
just as the pope sat in the driver's seat, the limo was on the expressway, cruising at a speed of 150km/h. the driver told the pope taht he is not allowed to drive at this speed. but he did turned a deaf ear.
after some time, he was asked by the traffic police to pull over.
he pulled over at the shoulder of the road.
when he wound down his window, the traffic police had a shock of his life.
he phoned the hq and asked for help.
he told the hq that he needed help.
he say he caught someone speeding and he met someone very important.
the hq shouted over the phone and told him to give him a ticket.
but the traffic police said that he couldnt.
then the hq asked him if he had met
MM Lee, SM Goh, PM Lee or Mr S. R. Nathan.
the traffic police that he did not meet them.
he said that the pope was driving the limo.
and he had met
GOD!!
NLG at
5:02:00 PM
